Considerate Clarke Gloop

Considerate Clarke Gloop
A Short Story
by Jane Doe
Hannah Blunder had always loved backward Cardiff with its stupid, soft swamps. It was a place where she felt confident.
She was an admirable, courageous, squash drinker with slimy hands and squat hands. Her friends saw her as a bumpy, bitter banker. Once, she had even revived a dying, baby bird. That's the sort of woman he was.