Count Orlok: The Bloody Truth about the Greatest Vampire to Ever Un-Live

Count Orlok, the famous vampire in the silent film Nosferatu, has had it with modern interpretation of what it means to be a vampire. So, he's putting on a play, HIS play, to show people how it really was. He has his own cast, crew, and even has incorporated music and dancing routines. However, there are problems. The biggest one being him. His ego is only outmatched by his thirst, and the two major problems is his perfectionist attitude and how he can't help himself from eating the crew. Will he be able to finish the play its opening night? Will he get everyone to understand that vampires are old, creepy, and scary? Will he manage to not trip over his own feet during the doctors scene? Who can tell these things? They are up to Fate!