Courting Guinevere

On a long weekend with nothing to do, a lonely researcher logged into a dating website, hoping to find at least a kindred soul or a knight in shining armor to end her boring evenings. 
She logged into the system as “Guinevere” hoping Lancelot was out there. What she found instead was a man on a quest for love. 

He opened the conversation with a simple question, “what would it take to win our heart?