Creepy Customary Christmas

Elise Grimes scours the Internet, deciding it would be a novel idea for her family to celebrate different customs from around the world. Her husband, Bob, and son, Jimmy, come up with customs of their own. This book is about their eight nights of “customary” Christmas. The true facts of the customs represented in this book are explained at the end of each tale.These “creepy crazy Christmas” stories have become a yearly tradition. However, I began this 2014 volume much too late to have it published in time for Christmas. Even though Christmas will be over before the stories are completed, this book will be published in January 2015.

Some of these stories might make more sense after the first volume is read. The second volume—well, the name should give it away: Creepy Crude Christmas. Be forewarned!

Call me Wacky, but I absolutely love the Grimes family. For some reason, writing about them brings me great joy and laughter. I suppose I have a warped sense of humour, if I have any at all, because most of these stories aren’t even funny. I hope they are sarcastic, however, because that’s how they began.

Book is not suitable for children although it does not really contain adult content.