THE CYCLING WIDOW'S SURVIVAL GUIDE
A Satirical 'Lifeline' eBook for the New or Seasoned Cycling Widow
If you're a Cycling Widow, desperately wondering how to survive living with an obsessive cyclist – Fear not! Here are your answers!
From the author of Cycling Widows comes this equally-satirical Survival Guide, designed with both the new & seasoned Cycling Widow in mind. Incorporating a handy Revenge Toolkit and dedicated Agony Aunt column, it's full of coping mechanisms and satisfying tactics to counteract the suffering unwittingly inflicted by a spouse with OCD (Obsessive Cycling Disorder).
FAUX REVIEWS by PSEUDO-CELEBRITIES
Here are just a few of the author's infamous 'faux reviews' of the spurious kind for the Cycling Widows series…
I took up cycling as a plausible excuse to get away from the missus. Now she's read Cycling Widows, she's gone and bought us a flippin' tandem. Talk about backseat driving!
IVOR BRACKETT of the Sadsacksville Cycling Club
This book is a solemn forewarning to dedicated cyclists everywhere that Cycling Widows are onto us. And if you've read the author's Cycling Widow's Survival Guide, you'll also know that the blighters have a whole bunch of tactics and coping mechanisms at their disposal to deal with us. So clip into your cleats, fellow pedallers, we're in for a bumpy ride!
CYCLING WEAKLY Magazine