Divine and Dateless Divine and Dateless

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PRAISE (or not) FOR DIVINE AND DATELESS

★★★★★ "Warning! Tears of laughter is expected."

★ "This is a trashy book laced with sex scenes."

★ "The author is either very h*rny or hungry."

COMPLETE SERIES ALERT! BINGE-READ THE FIVE-BOOK SERIES TODAY!

Good girls go to Heaven. Bad girls go all the way...Fallen angel Ash MacLeod has to be a good girl if she wants to trade up her dump in purgatory for a high-rise in heaven. If only she wasn't tempted by a sexy grim reaper in tight denim.

FIVE REASONS WHY PURGATORY SUCKS!

1. PMS is just as miserable when you're dead.

2. I can't unsee my grandpa in that leather thong.

3. My dating options have been reduced to a hydrophobic grim reaper with an aversion to commitment, a guy with a hammer stuck in his cranium, and a sadistic drill sergeant with a big whistle and an even bigger ego.

4. I left my battery-operated-boyfriend back on Earth.

5. Demons want to burn my eyes out.

Winner of the 2015 eFestival of Words Best Romance

MORE PRAISE FOR DIVINE AND DATELESS
★★★★★ "For those who watched the food poisoning scene in the movie Bridesmaids and didn't think it was laugh out loud hilarious, this is not your book. For the rest of you, this is a great romp (and no, the book is not consumed with only scatological humor -- it's rich in all kinds.)"

★★★★★  "Divine and Dateless is a well crafted, well edited, wonderfully imaginative, fast-paced, full-length standalone supernatural tale filled to the brim with spellbinding fantasy, laugh-out-loud humor, outrageously hilarious characters, a wonderfully unique story arc and sweet, heavenly romance."

GENRE
Romance
RELEASED
2014
7 July
LANGUAGE
EN
English
LENGTH
349
Pages
PUBLISHER
Shifting Sands Publishing
SIZE
661.7
KB

Customer Reviews

vickireads37 ,

Divine and dateless

This book is brilliant, it’s been a while since I read a book I enjoyed this much. It’s laugh out loud funny( I know because I was reading it on the bus and every time I laughed, the other passengers looked at me like I was crazy). I will be recommending this book to people. I can’t wait to read the rest of the thoughtful, witty hysterically funny books in this series.

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