Football Fiction

Step into the parallel universe of the planet The Ar where nothing is as it should be. Snails are the hot item to bet on at the track and frogs are the great soccer goalkeepers. However, set amidst the backdrop of fun and light-hearted snail races and frog goalies are two illustrious and selfish soccer club owners who are forced to endure another season at the helm of a nonperforming soccer club. How is the club to reach Nirvana when all the owners want to do is sell and be done?