Go the Fuck to Sleep
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3.8 • 39 Ratings
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- £5.99
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- £5.99
Publisher Description
Go the Fuck to Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don't always send a toddler sailing off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate and refreshingly honest, it captures the familiar and unspoken tribulations of putting your child to bed for the night. Colourfully illustrated and hilariously funny, this is a breath of fresh air for parents new, old and expectant.*
*(You probably shouldn't read this to your children.)
PUBLISHERS WEEKLY
"The windows are dark in the town, child, the whales huddled down in the deep. I'll read you one very last book if you swear, you'll go the f**k to sleep." With those softly spoken words, unlikely bedtime narrator Samuel L. Jackson attempts to lull a little one to sleep with the assistance of charming incidental music. However, this child, like so many others, has different ideas. With an increasingly aggravated tone, Jackson becomes the voice of countless overtired parents the world over, allowing his inner monologue to come to life with outrageously hilarious results. "Sure, fine, whatever! I'll bring you some milk, who the f**k cares! You're not gonna sleep." Jackson captures the spirit of this adult storybook in a way no other narrator could. An Akashic Books hardcover.
Customer Reviews
Garbage
Can’t believe how crap this was
Can I get a refund??
Was hoping for a laugh, instead feel like crying I’ve just wasted £6.50 on this book!!
Waste of money!
As a sleep-deprived parent I was hoping to get something that will make me laugh. Definitely no luck with this book. Zero stars!
But lesson learned: always download a sample first!