Grubby the Eighth Dwarf

This is a tall story about a short person. The Patriotic Party has taken power in B******t Castle. Permaglue squads roam the streets hunting dwarves. Grubby and the other dwarves are on the run. They don't want to be turned into garden ornaments. Grubby is short, sharp and shameless. He's the scourge of the politically correct and a staunch defender of bad taste. Shouldn't be allowed really