I Fell Down a Waterfall

A short story about the time I fell down a waterfall. It's TRUE, this really did happen!

I fell down a waterfall; that is a fact,
I fell down a waterfall, what are you at?
To have missed when I did it a long time ago,
When I fell into that water, it was ever so cold.
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I almost died on that eventful day,
The icy cold waters hollered and bayed,
Dragging me closer and closer to a hole in the ground,
Six feet beneath it in a box coloured brown.