I Was Probed by Aliens and Lived to Tell the Tale

Will Brown and John Smith are friends. Ordinary men with ordinary names... except where John comes from his happens to mean ‘one who yearns for the sweetest cessric pond, even before the third milking of Teuhleuhlah’s teat’. For John is from the planet Tau Ceti 42, and first met Will when abducting him from Earth one morning...
Sit back and enjoy this close encounter of the hilarious kind!