Kick It Under the Fridge

For you alone, reader, this book will hold out a loving hand and ask to dance underneath the moon-lit skies where you both stand.

For you, reader, this book will grab you by the waist with a firm hand and stare deep into your eyes.

You will stare back into this book's eyes...

This book will bite its bottom lip, a smeark will sneak out from the corner of its mouth...

You, reader, in turn, will smile back. You will place a soft hand under this book's cheek.

This book's corneras will sparkle delicately under the moonlight...

You will move in for a kiss...

This book will slam its pages shut over your nose.

You will wonder what the heck just happened.