Les Crétineux

Les Crétineux are an army of misfits that wandered their way around northern Europe in search of employment in medieval times. They head even further north seeking a reward from a supposedly captured Norwegian princess.How they managed to survive attacks from wood goblins, dire wolves, ogres, dwarves, monstrous eagles and their own ineptitude is a mystery in itself. Follow their unbelievable journey as they set off under the leadership of a portly, pompous and mad inventor, Rozier, who has created weapons that defy logic and all safety prohibitions. Archers, crossbowmen, knights, swordsmen, halberdiers and an array of other dullards form the basis of the army whose collective IQ doesn't hit three figures if you discount a couple of others. Please be warned; dad jokes and puns abound and the author accepts no responsibility for the readers eyes rolling so much that they fall out of their sockets.