This is a one time deal. I'm giving you, precious reader, a onetime look at a very interesting event in my (Luke Lafferty's) sex life. It involves voyeurism, masked men, unprotected sex, and my wife's insatiable desire to please and be pleased. It'll get hot and heavy in the suburbs just in time for the dog days of summer 2013. Contains a bonus story: "Cheating Boyfriend Must Pay".