You know how it goes: the twelve slays of Christmas?
Well that's not what happens here.
Once again parody runs riot, and insanity is the only safe harbor - if you can find one under all that snow - that is, flakes of frozen water.
You'll never guess whodunnit.
Neither will Herakles Parrot.
From the completely insane author of:
Baker Street Ace 'tec'
It's a Wonderful Lie!