Merlot and Divorce and Deadly Remorse

I went from being on top of the world to the lowest point of my life.


My husband's affair.

Going head to head with my arch nemesis, Veronica.

Not to mention, I have a feeling someone is trying to take me out.

And I don't mean on a date.

Which will be pretty hard to do since I'm already undead.


Trying to keep my suburban life from crumbling, while making sure I don't weaken under the sunlight is going to take a whole lot of energy and pints of O negative blood.


I'm Rachel Jones, and I'm the Vampire Housewife.