My Granny Writes Erotica - Threesome (Quickies 1-3‪)‬

In need of a ‘get rich quick’ scheme, 65-year-old, straight-laced Betty tries her hand at writing an erotic novel. However, with little experience in matters of the libido, Betty finds herself ill-equipped to pursue her goal and seeks help in the most unexpected places.

When she finds her elderly mother-in-law with nipple clamps dangling from her earlobes, the suburban housewife realises she’s a corrupting influence and hangs up her pen. However, the demands of her greedy family force Betty to sell the film rights to her novel – on one condition: she has no part in the creation of such revolting cinematic filth.

Finally, after a lengthy courtship, Betty is finally ready to cement her love. Mistakenly believing she’s found the ideal setting for her romantic getaway, Betty books a night at the elusive Exotic Aristocrat Boutique.

The original, critically acclaimed novella, locked in a saucy threesome with its hit sequel and a bonus bit on the side.