Another unlucky night-out with the girls sees me come home empty handed again, but the night's not over yet.
I walk in on my landlord Mr. Keller asleep and he's watching some very choice television indeed. When I notice he's on display its clear he didn't quite finish what he started. Well I'm horny and on-hand, Mr. Keller. Let me take you in my mouth before I make you the first guy to go in my ass. I've not even lost my virginity yet!