This is a truly surreal little tale, based on a real story, about a chance conversation between a rusty tractor, Bradley, and a blackbird, Jesse. Bradley has been lying dormant, unused and unloved, in his farmer's field for over one hundred years. His semi slumber is rudely awoken by the arrival of a local blackbird, and a thrilling conversation ensues. Topics covered include The Simpsons, standup comedy, and the questionable nature and form of consciousness. There really is something for everybody. . .