Sadie's Guide to Catching Killers: Uncut (A Twisted Novella)
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Publisher Description
Sadie may seem like the girl next door—except she isn’t. At age eight, when she finds Mommy in the bathtub floating in a pool of blood, Sadie becomes obsessed with murder. Sadie’s Guide to Catching Killers is the prekill to Sadie the Sadist: X-tremely Black Humor/Horror, delving into Sadie’s twisted childhood to unravel what makes her the psycho we know and love. The uncut version—the story you’ve got in your hot little hands (X-cept for those of you who happen to be whacking off) is almost as violent and psycho-sexual as Sadie the Sadist, but remember (sick puppies) Sadie is a child and a teenager here, not yet a full blown psychopath like us. (If you’re not fully blown, put down this book and pick up the R rated version.) Plus, Advice from L’il Sadie, Self-Help BONUS: 10 Signs Someone is a Low-Life Liar; 10 Ways to Your Dream Confession; 10 Useful Household Poisons, and more!
Note: This novella contains sexuality and insanity that some may find offensive … please don’t read this book unless you’re twisted … you MAY be safe reading the cut version