SINtendo Talker Closoff

Caroline Turner has always taken pride in the fact she spent years babysitting for Senator Jim Swanson and his wife Linda, and even if their son Jonathan is eighteen now, the conservative senator needs to maintain a certain public image so Caroline takes the job of sitting with Jonathan while they are out to dinner seriously... until the upsetting moment she walked in finding Jonathan playing some perverse video game seemingly themed around taking women's clothes off.

Now Caroline finds herself on the phone, as angry and fuming as she ever has been, speaking to a SINtendo gaming complaint line representative. But when that representative happens to mention it is his first night on the job, taking it as a volunteer to help de-escalate anger and emotions of callers because he has multiple degrees in both psychology and psychiatry... Caroline could never imagine the Konversation she is about to have.

Ever friendly and always patiently willing to let someone calm and talk at their own pace, a certain doctor is doing volunteer work for SINtendo this month, and for his first call in complaint, he'll deal with angry babysitter of a young man no longer in need of babysitting, Caroline Turner even if she has no interest in whatever professional skills and degrees he might have.

Talker Closoff was the game Caroline found Jonathan playing, and she has never been more pissed at seeing something so clearly perverse. As she describes it, when she walked in he was talking into his game controller, his speech somehow controlling onscreen realistic looking women into taking their clothes off.

As Doc explains on the phone after looking up in a lengthy reference list of all SINtendo titles, that game is apparently a spy-themed game, featuring top double-agent, former Russian spy, Talker Closoff who the player plays as, a man with a skill for getting female spies out of more than just loyalty to their cause.

But will the friendly doctor and SINtendo gaming complaint operator calm Caroline down into reasonable rational conversation that has her analyzing what upset her the most about finding Jonathan playing such a game? Could it possibly be that she was a bit jealous of him watching those game character sluts stripping? And by the end of this call will everyone be satisfied with how their concerns have been addressed... even if Caroline is taking a more interactive approach to actually playing SINtendo Talker Closoff?

SINtendo September has a talk about gaming, and it's one talk you won't want to miss.