SINtendo Trash Talked

Every serious gamer always knew that in the world of competitive gaming, PC gaming was where it was at. Unlike the casual console gamers, PC gamers could invest a lot of money and time to making their gaming truly a step above average, and Alison Ashmoore was one of the best.

By only sixteen she'd stunned most gamers by winning three regional competitions. By eighteen she'd earned a reputation as a ruthless competitor, everyone falling prey to her skills at the keyboard and mouse. And now at nineteen, everything seemed destined for Alison Ashmoore to become the youngest PC gamer to win the International Elite Invitational gaming competition.

In IEI, as with many tournaments, Alison was randomly placed into smaller groups, less than a dozen people who could see and hear each other throughout the competition. It was an added element many couldn't handle as well as Alison did. Being able to be seen and heard presented new elements of anxiety to possibly sway even the most concentrating player. It opened up opportunities for gaming's most widespread characteristic when it came to open world multi-player tournaments... trash talking.

Logging on, ready to play, dressed in her best goth style, just revealing enough to prove a definite distraction to whoever she ended up being sectioned off with, Alison is ready for the tournament. She's not at all surprised by the shocked looks from the other little squares on the side of her monitor, the awe and oohing that happens when random gamer guys realize the great and sexy young Alison Ashmoore is there in their presence.

She can give just as much as she can take, and most of the guys, Striker, Lobo, Ziggy, and Cyber7, are just typical nuisances. In fact the only thing really driving her comments is the fact Cyber7 looks like some man close enough in age to her father that he should feel ashamed trash talking a nineteen-year old girl.

While the others are trash talking about Alison, debating if she's a whore or a slut, this one mystery man simply called GamerK suggests she could be both. And while it's trash talk to be sure, something bothers Alison about the simple way he speaks so calmly and yet still stirs the rest of the boys up.

This tournament might have seemed destined to be hers to win, but when the enigmatic GamerK tosses a magical enchanted bomb at her game character right on her tail, both character and player will be dealing with challenges they never thought of before.

Unfortunately for Alison, GamerK is a frequent SINtendo gamer, and the hack bomb he used against her will have Alison Ashmoore falling from more than just the top of the tournament standings, falling well below the meaning of those constantly thrown insults. There's little she can do to stop what she already feels happening, what the soon to be slutty cow former gaming champion is destined for.

Get competitive this SINtendo September... get Trash Talked. It's definitely one way to moo-ve up the rankings.