The Fertile Algorithm

Cecilia is fed up with her husband, who's not only forgotten their date but also their anniversary. However, their marriage—and the life of Blaine, the scrawny technician who just happens to be upgrading their internet service—is about to take a turn when there's an explosion in their backyard. Something has crash-landed. Up close to the metallic wreckage, the three can only guess what it is. An undetonated warhead? A satellite fallen out of orbit? A rocket part? There's a screen that mentions something about scanning for lifeforms and breeding protocols right before Blaine and Cecilia's husband, Vito, are zapped by a beam of energy.

Now Blaine's suddenly growing huge muscles. And Vito's becoming softer and curvier. Also, the neighbors are subjected to the fallen object too, including a college woman who sprouts a new, thick feature.

With no one coming to claim the device, the targets and transformations start to multiply...