The Goth

"So looking for a job then?" I looked up to see a Goth. "Well…" She looked me up and down, "Graduate are you? And let me guess they told you no one is hiring before Christmas but with a bit of luck they should be able to find you something in January at $25 an hour?" "You were there?" "No, but want a job at $35 an hour? Starting today." I hesitated, she laughed "Straight up, no not pole dancing, office work, I may not look like it but I'm an office manager and it's cheaper for me to hire you directly at $35 an hour than pay that lot $40 an hour for you and you only get $25." Well when was the last time you looked a gift horse in the mouth?