The Hitwoman and the Family Jewels

How do you say “no” to a mob boss?


When bumbling hitwoman Maggie Lee is asked by her mob boss employer to kill a cop, she wants to say no.


When her sexy murder mentor, Patrick Mulligan tells her the cop in question is a guy she once dated, she REALLY wants to refuse.


But when her former date, Paul Kowalski tries to kill her, she changes her tune to “Hell, yes!”


Maggie and Patrick grow closer as they scramble to figure out what it is that Kowalski is looking for and what it has to do with her prison escapee father.


Maggie’s search is hampered by the presence of US Marshals hunting her father and her crazier-than-usual family.


Along with her snarky talking lizard, grammatically-challenged Doberman, and a pissy cat, she races to solve the mystery and protect her family. But nothing in Maggie’s life ever goes as planned….