The Hopscotch Mafia

Malcom is a mild-mannered office worker who keeps himself to himself.

Now he is being terrorized by the local children who have decided to run a twenty-four seven game of hopscotch on his driveway.

How can he get them off his property without offending their parents, who already think that he is an aloof snob?

A short story of aggressive suburbia by Danny O'Hanlon.