The Rationalization Diet

Some say that THE RATIONALIZATION DIET is a parody…


We only make one guarantee: You'll have fun reading this book. 


How many calories does half a slice of pizza have?

Did you know that if you eat while standing up at a buffet, the calories don't count? 


"Pokes fun at every diet book ever written."


From the softcover back cover....

Now you can learn to enjoy your food and STICK TO YOUR DIET!

This book is for anyone who has:

• Dieted

• Thought about dieting

• Failed at dieting

• Hated dieting

• Enjoyed dieting (yes, there are seven of them out there)

• Wishes there was a diet just for you…

• Or just wants to laugh at dieting!


First published in 1998, the breakthrough RATIONALIZATION DIET has remained an underground classic anti-diet. Now it returns with more and better facts, factoids, theories and rationalizations.


The times have changed, but THE RATIONALIZATION DIET's purpose remains the same -- to make you laugh about dieting and weight loss.


The Exercise Machine Rationalization: Simply by purchasing expensive exercise equipment-cross-trainers, exercycles, one of those weird bun or stomach crunch things they sell on late night TV-you have done the equivalent of a year's worth of workouts... Now you can use it as a clothes rack.


And many many more.


Rationalizations for the home, office and dining out.

Now with a new collection of Beer Rationalizations for guys who like to consume mass quantities.


Too much fat? No way!

Too many carbs? Not a problem.

Lots of calories? Excellent!


Remember, you can eat it, if you can rationalize it.