Vaginaphobia... and Other Insecurities

Vaginaphobia is a horrific affliction that affects millions of people across the world, particularly prevalent amongst men. Fabulous men. Side effects may include an affinity for dance music, flair for interior design, and an unhealthy obsession with Cher.
Along with this incurable condition, I am plagued with a host of fears and insecurities, many of which I have laid bare for this taster collection of forgotten poems and select favourites from a few of my previous pamphlets.