One cool-as-ice veteran player
One smoking hot rising star
And little old me in the middle
All wrapped up in an all-star ménage a trois
I've been sent to write a piece on two NHL stars
Joel Palmer and Dante Drake
On the ice they're too hot to handle.
In the locker room they can't stand each other.
And now it's my job to get to the bottom of it all.
The rivals might have already dropped the gloves
But I'll give them something to bond over.
I may be just a simple reporter, but I'm about to go all-in.
Tonight, I'm down to puck.