God, Guns, Grits, and Gravy: A Satire (Unabridged‪)‬

Come along with Governor Mike Huckleberry as he seeks the Republican nomination for president and thereby also seeks to deliver America from what he sees as its current death spiral into religious, moral, economic, and racial decay.

Huckleberry is the one, the only chosen one, who can--with none other than Jesus himself whispering advice in his ear--rescue America from a gruesome army of gay, drug-addicted, taco-chomping deviants, rabble herds of "junior scholars" who run wild in urban jungles, and entitled, abortion-loving America haters who broadcast treason from deep within the Satanic labyrinth of MSNBC.

In this candid first-person memoir, Huckleberry gives you an insider's view of his beleaguered campaign, such as it is: a hilarious clown car packed with an astonishing array of fear-mongering grotesques, xenophobic paranoids, closeted bigots, and rapacious, self-promoting Conservative pundits, all of them poised to commandeer America's future in the name of God and unrestrained capitalism (not necessarily in that order).