WOWF, nyaaargh, ker-BINGG! (Unabridged‪)‬

How do you make your own aquarium pet using a dried pig's ear and bodybuilder's protein shake? Was St. Pestival a vegetarian? Can you fly a Mercedes-Benz? Who was Baboonistotle?

The answers to all these questions and many more await you in WOWF, nyaaargh, ker-BING!, the first collection of correspondence between Richard Bhindi-Carstairs and an unsuspecting world.

Part-time Cumbrian beetle supremo, music promoter, and PA to the CEO of one of Silicon Valley’s largest tech giants, Bhindi-Carstairs allegedly also runs a small engineering firm in Gloucestershire. He devotes his time to setting up crackpot business projects with foreign partners, pestering television companies with ideas for new series, and generally making a nuisance of himself via email, letter, and commercial "online chat" facilities.

Born in Mumbai to a Canadian father and Indian mother, at the age of 53 Bhindi-Carstairs is a cofounder of the Tewkesbury branch of the Hmenji-na-Boku Association and owns the fourth-largest collection of Belgian yogurt-pot lids in the UK.