Baby Fever

I am done playing games,

And I am done doing relationships.

When Gina left me for that son of a b$tch, she also left a huge void in my heart,

And for years, I did not let anyone enter that space.

But now, I am yearning!

No, you got it wrong – I am yearning for a baby!

A baby who I can call mine, who will carry my legacy forward;

And Laurie seems to be so perfect for the job.

The problem – Lauries's a virgin and knows nothing about sex.

I'll have to teach her to give in and then give up.

But as Laurie gets ready to give up the baby,

I realize I am not ready to give up Laurie.

At least not yet…