Babymaking Fairy Tales

Three old favorites get retold with new twists! A grown up Little Red Riding Hood finally settles her score with the wolf. Cinderella visits the ball and finds the prince who's a perfect fit. There's a very different lump in the bed of the Princess and the Pea. And all three of these fairy tale heroines get to learn that an important part of a happily ever after is getting knocked up!

Little Red Riding Hood: Despite her ordeal from years ago, Red still dreams about the forest at night, with all its dark creatures inside. But she’s a young woman engaged to be married, so she knows she shouldn’t think about such things. In preparing for the wedding, though, she visits the forest again and meets a very humanlike wolf inside.

Cinderella: Her Fairy Godmother promises Cinderella that it’s not what’s on the outside that counts, it’s what’s on the inside. And what’s inside of Cinderella’s thighs is a perfect match for what the prince is packing in his pants. But after she runs away with his baby inside her, will he be able to find her again? And will her stepsisters get there first?

The Princess and the Pea: A prince who doesn’t want to get married holds his potential wives to impossible standards, until one night when a faraway princess comes in from out of the rain. He tries to prove she’s not a princess by hiding a pea under her bed. But with a little help from the queen, the princess finds a much better place to spend the night.