Bigfoot Takes a Vacation‪!‬

Bigfoot awakes one morning to discover he's burned out by living in one of the most beautiful environments in the world. He walks a hundred miles to his travel agent and sets up a world tour of three of the most horrendous places on earth. This short story follows him on his adventures in visiting those hell-holes and documents the wonderfully healthful effects of vacationing in squalor. He comes home refreshed and revived, and has a special gift for his travel agent.