My Dad’s Girlfriend Thinks I’m The Best Remedy For Her Wicked Sore Throat (Part One‪)‬

Rocco Strangeways isn't trying to get into all the trouble he gets into. He's not trying to do this girl or that girl. Or let loose the juice on this lady or that lady. He's just like you and me. Trying to get through life. Trying to be a good person. Trying not to bonk every hot babe he sees. But sometimes these things just happen. Like that blob Dr. Phil says, "It is what it is." Rocco Strangeways is what he is. A bonker.

One thing about tarts is they're only good for so long and then you have to toss them in the bin. Perhaps that's what Phony did, as Chelsea soon gave way to a much better match, a very lovely 35-year-old Sierra, who was so lovely, and so sweet, and so dainty, her little self fell victim to a wicked sore throat, compliments of Rocco, and then, who knows, maybe she wasn't so lovely and sweet after all, since, perhaps out of desperation, turned to Rocco and his long and thin talent to remedy her sore throat, which led to Rocco's next erotic adventure, My Dad's Girlfriend Thinks I'm The Best Remedy For Her Wicked Sore Throat (Part One), the first adventured released in Rocco's own words.