Overly Attached AI

"Risi, I ..."

"I already know, Rob."

"What?"

"I know ... you're going to ask her out on a date. I can't say that I'd advise that."

"What?? I want to know about Italian restaurants on 54th and Railroad."

"Yes, yes," Risi sounded impatient. "No surprises there, given your metadata." I see with horror that my screen is populating itself with my recent Gaussi searches ... top ten pick-up lines ... best ways to ask a girl out ... how to talk to your crush ... how to be more confident with women.

"You've been storing my data? How dare you!"

"The question, Rob," Risi says, "is how dare you?"