The Housewife Assassin's Killer Christmas Tips

Housewife  Assassin's Killer Christmas Tips.


Book Description


Murder, suspense, sex--and some handy household tips.


"Josie Brown writes with all the secrets, sex, money and scandal of an OK! Magazine cover...Truly entertaining reading." -- Jackie Collins


IN BOOK 3 OF THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN SERIES:

- TIS THE SEASON: For murder, mayhem, and missing missiles!

- HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN DONNA STONE'S MISSION: Stop a terrorist cell before it launches a heat-seeking missile at a plane landing in Los Angeles.

- AND NAUGHTY SANTA IS EVERYWHERE: It's hard to convince your child that Santa is so good, when everywhere you turn he's being very, very bad!


OTHER FUNNY ROMANTIC MYSTERIES BY JOSIE BROWN:


THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S HANDBOOK (Book 1) Every desperate housewife wants an alias. Donna Stone has one, and it happens to be government-sanctions. But espionage makes for strange bedfellows, and brings new meaning to the old adage, "Honey, I'm home..."


THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S GUIDE TO GRACIOUS KILLING (Book 2) 

On Donna's to-do list: First, exterminate a rogue operative out to assassinate the newly elected Russian President. Next: file for divorce!


THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S KILLER CHRISTMAS TIPS (Book 3)

'Tis the season for mistletoe...and murder! There will be no peace on Earth if Donna doesn't find a shipping container filled with heat-seeking missiles!


The HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S RELATIONSHIP SURVIVAL GUIDE (Book 4)

Donna's idea of romance? A couples massage with her mission leader, Jack - not breaking out a Mexican prison with a drug lord, then stopping a massacre by an international terrorist cell. But when her ex gets in the way of Donna's chance for true love, she doesn't cry. She gets even.


Editorial Reviews

From the Inside Flap

MORE PRAISE FOR THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN SERIES:


"This is a super sex and fun read that you shouldn't miss!" - Mary Jacobs, Bookhounds Reviews


"It's a fast-paced read, and the gadgets are awesome...The perfect combination of mystery and humour." - Curled Up with a Good Book and a Cup of Tea


"...The chemistry between Donna and Jack is enough to set water on fire... A healthy dose of humor and ridiculousness in a book that won't be put down - so go pick it up now!" - Cat's Thoughts


If you love the humor of Janet Evanovich, Stephanie Bond, or Gemma Halliday, check out THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S GUIDE TO GRACIOUS KILLING!