The Ridiculous Adventures of Herman and Melvin

It is a time of war and pestilence! Armageddon is at hand! Worst of all, Gertrude, their sworn enemy, has become convinced that it is time for them to get a job! It is time for all good men to rise up...off the couch! Then again, getting off the couch is a struggle as well. Will Herman and Melvin be able to beat back Gertrude and her plans for them to find constructive work? Will Martin Finkel, the new psychiatrist in town, succeed in his efforts to bring sanity to a small town in turmoil? Find out in this collection of stories about stupidity, fast food, and conquering the world!
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*** "Our prisons are full of people who have read about Herman and Melvin. Trust me." -Patrick O'Connor, Con Artist.
*** "Making a friend is hard but so worth it." -Dr. Frank Enstein.
*** "A profound tale of two friends who find themselves...and realize that they are somebody else." -Dexter Poindexter, Professor of Philosophy and Other Stuff.
*** "Four stars. Bravo!" -Herman and Melvin.