WIT INSPIRATIONS OF THE "TWO-YEAR-OLDS‪"‬

A cheerful and sharp critique of what not to do, this pleasurably wicked essay lays out what writers should and must do if they want their fiction to live and breathe ― as Twain's own fiction always does. In "How to Tell a Story," the title piece, Twain takes on such mysteries as the perfectly-timed pause and the uses of the dead-pan mask, and candidly describes his own efforts to hone his platform skills.