Number 32: Unknown Problem

One in a series of humorous short stories about Jonothan Byrne, an Intensive Care Paramedic responding to emergencies in Brisbane, Australia (3,926 words). The books can be read in any order as the number in the title refers to the codes used to dispatch ambulances:

On a slow night, Jono and Ed are sent to a patient who has refused to provide any information to the call takers. Is this just another request for a blue-light taxi, or has something more serious befell the caller?