Tropic of Labrador

Three stories:
-2080 brings dustbowls and mass migration northward -- but on the bright side, there's also the Fourth Annual Jellyfishburger Cook-Off on the warm beaches of Labrador!
Plus:
-In the 2020s, a real football fan doesn't just support his team; he seizes it
-A bored national security agent asks: Why spy when you can own?