Two-headed Calf and Other Tabloid News

These are two articles written for a Tabloid Newspaper

Woman loses 300 Pounds Overnight – A tabloid reporter writes a story about a woman that is visited by aliens and loses a lot of weight overnight. Her husband is very surprised.

Secret of Bush's Two-Headed Calf -  This is the second story written by the same tabloid reporter.  Bush has a two-Headed calf that he is planning to clone and get rich, but he has some problems along the way.

There is no explicit sex or vulgar language.