Bang! You

This is the story of how an employee got himself in trouble by playing a card game with a bunch of kids. As kids will do they say things that others, particularly uptight adults, do not like. Most of the material in this story is distorted, compressed, and expanded. There is a kernel of truth in here, but it is mostly about Rowenna being a huge perverted dick. Why do we call people we don't like "dicks"? Seems about as bad as calling someone a "pussy". How about I just call Rowenna an asshole, everyone has one of those.