Cats, Bats, and Frank N. Stine

Celebrating Halloween in a big, big way has always been a Blaque family tradition—until this year, with Elvira Blaque's grandmother and last remaining relative is confined to a nursing home. That, and the fact that she is celebrating her twenty-fifth birthday on October 31st still a virgin, have turned her favorite holiday into one big trick.

She unexpectedly gets a treat when she meets her new neighbor, a very single, very sexy, very sweet guy who's also a huge fan of horror flicks, haunted houses, and carving jack-o'-lanterns.

Elvira finds Frank eeriesistible, but is she the ghoul for him?