Lie of the Tiger

The old blokes are at it again. They're trying to fool tourists into believing the Tasmanian Tiger isn't extinct after all.

This time they're using poop power to lure paying customers.

This is the first book in a funny mystery-comedy set on the island of Tasmania at the bottom of Australia. Quirky characters abound, and they're going to get deeper, dafter and far more unpredictable as the series unfolds. Escape into frivolity.

For starters, the former mayor is disgusted at what's going on at the Windy Mountain Tasmanian Tiger Museum. He owns the only legal dog in town, and he always follows that little mutt around with a pooper-scooper – so the whole thing is a mystery to him.

Can you blame the two meddling octogenarians, Wish-Wash and Oodles, though?

In their rheumy eyes, the odds are unfairly stacked against the new manager of the museum.

So they feel compelled to break a ridiculous law, hence the fictitious poop.

"Great characters. Great fun. Hilarious blend of characters and lies."

The whimsical adventures continue with Blokes on a Plane, Whitey and the Six Dwarfs, Blokes in Donegal, Blokes in the House, Who Knew Tasmanian Tigers Eat Apples?, Who Knew Tiger Sharks Also Eat Apples?, The Life and Deaths of Billy Gumboots, and Blokes Send in the Clones.. One more book is on the drawing board in this 10-book series.

So go on — start at the beginning. Every tall tale needs its first lie.