The Mother of All Fonkos

IRAQ, 1991. When former Army Ranger turned freelance gun-for-hire Jake Fonko receives a cushy "consulting" offer in Kuwait City, he hops a plane and heads out for what he expects will be a relaxing four week stay.

Soon after Jake lands, however, Saddam Hussein's army blitzkriegs the city, trapping everyone inside. Now, Jake's new mission is simple: survive the broiling desert. But playing all the roles required to make it out alive will tax Jake's training and ironic wit to the breaking point.

And Iraqi prisons are hardly hospitable to former American soldiers...