But I Don't Have to Poop‪!‬

Are your kids, nieces, or nephews learning to poop? Are they nearly there, but unable to make a splash? Then But I Don't Have to Poop! is the poo-fect book for you. 


Chock full of doodies generated from all corners of the animal kingdom, and packed with loads of potty sounds created by longtime do-do maker, Jon Fredette, But I Don't Have to Poop! will have your child making brownies in no time. 


Seriously, after reading this book your child will want to poop. Heck, you'll probably poop as you’re reading it with 'em. 


So what are you waiting for? Grab your special digital device, pull up some porcelain, and start reading But I Don’t Have to Poop!


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"Definitely Poolitzer Prize material!" - Seymour Butz


"I laughed! I cried! I pooped!" - King Poopooindapotty


"This book is full of poop and I love it!" - Anita Gogh