Rapunzel's Legacy

My name is Marcus and this is the worst time of my life. It all started when my uncle decided I was in his way so he tossed me into what I thought was a bottomless pit. How was I to know that I'd end up waking up in a tower with no door and a "hero" at the bottom calling for Rapunzel to let down her long hair.

Now the idiot is convinced I'm his Rapunzel and has chased me across his country in order to claim his bride...

Wait... His what..? Bride? Where's my dragon when I really need him?

All I want is to go home. Is that really too much to ask?