F.I.F.O.: When the Aliens Come for You, They Don't Bring Flowers! (Unabridged‪)‬

When the Aliens Come for You, They Don’t Bring Flowers!

Jack Spaulding expected to close a deal—not become an alien breeding experiment.

Now he’s back on Earth with a very personal problem: something is growing inside him and feeding on his orgasms. His career’s in jeopardy, his marriage is unraveling, and his body’s become a ticking alien time bomb.

F.I.F.O. is a darkly hilarious sci-fi horror romp about cosmic karma, bodily betrayal, and the most unforgettable dinner date in the galaxy.

Perfect for fans of Heavy Metal, Chuck Palahniuk, and Carlton Mellick III.

Content Warning: Mature themes, alien body horror, graphic sexual content. You’ve been warned. (But you’re probably still going to listen to it aren't you?)