My Catholic lodger Cory thinks I’m his girlfriend as he talks to me through the bathroom door. He tells me he’s going to do all kinds of naughty things to me, but confesses he’s never done it before.
When he tells me that taking my back door will mean he gets to keep his purity, I start to get impossibly excited.
By the time I reveal it’s me, we’re both ready for it. I don’t care that he’s half my age - I want him in my mature, tight knot for the first time.